As hunting and fishing season is before us, the left wing, liberal treehuggers will be out in force, proclaiming hunting is not what God meant when He said something about "dominion" over wildlife. I'm not sure, but I don't think the Almighty meant using rifles, scopes and night vision goggles to blow away His offspring. Hunters claim they're helping Mother Nature along in Her constant battle to keep checks and balances in Her network. Seems Darwin and his "survival of the fittest" doesn't match up to a Remington, locked and loaded. They all say, "We only kill what we eat". Or is it, "We only eat what we kill"? Hard to make the distinction. Even in NYC, the hardest of American cities, police are called to escort a mommy Mallard and her 10 ducklings across the street. Ooh's and aah's accompany the procession.
Here in Tennessee, the duck call is sounded, and beefy men emerge from the bushes to shoot these creatures out of the sky. Last time I looked, Kroger's had a fully stocked meat section, complete with Mallard duck and foie gras. Let's not even get into Bambi and her family tree, also on the menu.
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