Got milk… anymore?
Anyone else besides Tiger Woods hear that sucking sound? No, not that one but the financial devastation and worldwide acclaim going down the tubes. Mistress #6 just "lawyered up" and it's only midway through the second week. Other's are in hiding after this golf scandal exploded.
C.W. Clouse lamented last week, "It's just none of our business". He was right at the time, referencing maybe one, denied affair. But now exposed is Tiger's appetitie for "birdies," "eagles," "three stroke penalties," and they aren't on the golf course.
From presidents to congressmen, senators and sports figures, it seems everyone is suseptible to either illegal drugs or salacious extramarital affairs.
I miss the days when I had Mickey Mantle or Willie Mays basball cards on my bicycle spokes and everyone just drank milk for refreshment.
Paul D'Argent, 37209
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