You want to be on television.
You think you want to have decent clothes on your back, enough food to eat, a warm, dry place to live, and meaningful work to do. But then you think about it further, and you remember that these are the United States, and this is the 21st century, so what you really want is to be on television.
So what to do: You could develop a skill, but that takes time. You could demonstrate talent at some sport or form of entertainment, but that takes ... talent. You could become a journalist, but that